i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:
do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
I’ll tell you whats wrong with society. No one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.
now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch