** THEME **
  • Me: Okay, it's 5am, so this episode will be the last episode for tonight.
  • Episode: *ends on cliff hanger*
  • Me: *deep, long sigh*
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: Dammit *clicks next episode*

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After he nutt:


delete this

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remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population

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"You’re being ignorant!" - my mom screaming at my cat

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u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

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  • me (dating a girl named liz and also taking a delicious lasagna out of the oven): hey anyone want some liz on ya? well you can't, she's mine. hahahaha. okay liz you can go home now I only dated you to make that joke

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Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

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Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

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